Picture This by GPP

Ever thought you’d see a strip tease in a car park elevator?

Last week the MOMA Car Park posted this notice in the elevator. Aside from being unclear about the concept of the apostrophe, management is asking the public to BARE WITH ME.

No. It’s too cold.
No. It’s too cold.

It seems every time I write about Spring or Summer or blossom or bikinis, the weather reverts to winter. At the time of writing this, there was a mini tornado and a blizzard in Marin.

So I will write about winter, and who knows, maybe it will bring on a heat wave?

Brrrr…swimming anyone? The only part of the anatomy to bare, may be the soul?
Brrrr…swimming anyone? The only part of the anatomy to bare, may be the soul?
It was so cold that the seagulls’ wings turned blue
It was so cold that the seagulls’ wings turned blue
NO COAL is not a plea but a protest against a coalmine
NO COAL is not a plea but a protest against a coalmine

Written by: Gladys Perint Palmer

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